
Have you ever had one of those nightmares where you are standing in front of a crowd of people, talking about something important, thinking you were doing a pretty good job, but then everyone starts laughing at you... and you just can't figure out why on earth they are laughing.
Then you get this ominous feeling and look down at yourself...
And you find you are standing there in nothing but your "skippys"!
It's a terrible, embarrassed, humiliating feeling.
Ever had that feeling in real life?
I have.
Today was pretty much a typical Sunday for us, except that we were running a little late, so we snuck in and sat in the very back of the overflow area. The boys entertained themselves by coloring and drawing, and Alyssa was crawling around exploring. About half way threw the meeting Austin came up and told me that he wanted a drink of water and I told him that he needed to wait a few minutes. Alyssa at that time had started getting a little noisy, so I picked her up and stood in the very back behind our chairs to hold her, so I could still listen to the young women who were singing "I Walk by Faith". They sounded wonderful, and I was rocking Alyssa to the music.
Halfway through the song Austin came up to me again and said, "I want a drink of water", and I said, "Wait until after this song." He then reached up to give me an imploring, begging jester, and grabbed onto the waist of my skirt, and hung on me saying, "I want a drink of water." As soon as he put any of his weight on me I could feel what was happening. I had on a loose burgundy skirt, that had silk lining on the inside, as soon as he hung down on me... down came the skirt!!!
I immediately dropped to my knees trying to keep the skirt up as much as possible, but It was too late... the skirt had dropped past my bootie area, and I could feel that my "skippys" were there for all to see... should they turn and look.
I grabbed the back of my skirt and tried to pull it up as discreetly as I could with a baby on my hip! Once I got it back up covering my butt, I grabbed Austin and high tailed it out of there. I didn't want to look around and see who might have seen... I'm pretty sure that some of the Lambert kids sitting next to us might have caught a glimpse... let alone the young women who were just moments ago singing... several of which were looking right at me... what can I say, I was their favorite leader... plus I was making faces at them! ... serves me right I know! Plus there was the Bishopric that had a great view should they have been looking in my direction.
Anyway... I took Austin out... tried my best not to yell at him... but told him very sternly that if he ever hung on me again I would .... ... ... I'll just leave that part out.
I went back in, and told Nate what happened... and he started laughing so hard a few people looked at him!
I took Alyssa to the nursery to play for the rest of sacrament meeting.
I think I just had my most embarrassing moment!